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February 27, 2021

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008
by Eric R.

January 20, 2021 12:00 pm

Sidney Hussein steps up to the podium to address the United States of America. The crowd is filled with Americans as President Hussein puts on a beautiful display of his oratory skills.

Febraury 27, 2021 1:07 pm

The stock market crashes. Millions of Americans are instantly in debt. The country panics.

February 27, 2021 1:30 pm

President Hussein addresses the nation. He assures every American that these types of things happen and that America will get through it. He mentions that the stock market crashed twelve years ago and America got through that easily.

February 27, 2021 2:00 pm

Hundreds of Americans protest in front of the White House. They chant things like “Impeach him!” and “Hussein sucks!” Vans full of National Guardsmen pull onto Pennsylvania Avenue. The National Guardsmen slowly surrounds the crowd with an attempt to intimidate the crowd. Suddenly, there are shots fired into the crowd by a National Guardsman armed with a M4 rifle. Two hippie-like men hit the ground and are engulfed in a puddle of blood. Screaming ensues as the crowd flees. More gun shots echo. This time they come from an elderly looking man wearing old fatigues from the Iraq War era. The .40 caliber bullets, which the old man shot, hit the National Guardsmen with the itchy finger. The old man holds a 96SF Beretta but not for long. Two bullets rip through his head and he drops his weapon as he collapses to the ground. Security droids whiz through the air to get to the scene of the crime.

February 27, 2021 2:03 pm

A massive EMP detonates thirty-five thousand feet in the air above Kansas. The droids fly out of control and they drop to the ground. All of America loses power, including the White House and the Pentagon. The sound of the emergency generators never starts. All smart phones instantly become useless pieces of metal. Every car’s engine shuts down. Helicopters and planes plummet toward Earth. Waves of fighter jets come across the Atlantic Ocean followed by cargo planes.

February 27, 2021 2:05

The National Guardsmen inspect the scene of the shooting. They discover that the National Guardsman who killed the protestors is carrying a detonation device and has Russian dog tags around his neck. The detonation device falls to the ground. The White House gates explode open, injuring near by Secret Service agents.

February 27, 2021 2:20 pm

America becomes a war zone. The fighter jets launch air-to-land missiles at New York City, Boston, D.C., and Atlanta. Thousands of paratroopers fill the sky above the East Coast. Americans watch the sky in amazement and melancholy.

February 27, 2021 9:41 pm